Month: August 2015

Sports

Deflate-face

A courtroom sketch artist made the media acclaimed good-looking Tom Brady look… well, bad is an understatement! “He looked angry and bitter and unattractive and that’s not the image of Tom Brady that many people think of when they think of him.” To the rest of us, his face looks as deflated as the footballs…

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Schick Shaves Your Bush

The new lady’s Schick Hydro Silk Commercial is great, as long as you are not a femin-Nazi. The commercial shows three women in tiny bikinis standing behind small bushes strategically placed in front of their crotches. Two women then proceed to delicately trim these bushes with scissors. The third woman uses her new Schick razor…

Sports

Punch Bill Belichick in the Dick, Become a Bill!

Rex Ryan Offers Roster Spot to Anyone Who Punches Bill Belichick in the Dick copied from: https://medium.com/sportspickle/rex-ryan-offers-roster-spot-to-anyone-who-punches-bill-belichick-in-the-dick-e1661ff6c33d BUFFALO — Buffalo Bills head coach Rex Ryan today said there is a roster spot waiting for any Patriots player who punches New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick “as hard as they can, square in the dick.” The generous opportunity…

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Happy Woman’s Day

Think like a man! Work like a boss! It’s either SEXIST or SEXY… I can’t tell! 😉 But, for the record: “Bic Apologizes For Sexist Ad Urging Women To ‘Think Like A Man’”  …cowards.  I wonder how many VP’s and 5-6 figure executives this had to be approved by before they realized they f’d up. Hey,…